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March 11, 2005

Rather goes out in a blaze of … courage?

By John Breneman

Ironic that Dan Rather, whose most colorful Ratherism involved "walking through a furnace in a gasoline suit," saw his career end in a crackling hickory fire of self-immolation.

Rather goes down as a trailblazer in the age of media superstars projecting themselves into the story, a shoot-from-the-hip anchor who went gunning for his own version of Watergate and wound up with Rathergate. The reporter who famously talked trash with Nixon got burned when he dug for dirt on Bush.

In retrospect, he didn't need documents as phony as a Michael Jackson's nose to make the point that President Bush's National Guard record is lamer than a three-legged armadillo.

Rather survived his stint as a war correspondent in Vietnam only to be done in decades later by friendly fire, his career killed by his own carelessness. He took aim at the president, but his bulletin missed its mark and buried itself deep in his own foot.

This grave blunder left the anchorman with about as much credibility as a president blowing hokum about weapons of mass destruction.

When it became clear that the documentation behind his National Guard story was shakier than cafeteria Jell-O, Rather forfeited his status as one of the most powerful figures in the media and became a lame-duck anchorman, as impotent as Bob Dole without his Viagra. With the harsh glare of the media spotlight now focused on him, Rather squirmed like a man wearing a too-small bathing suit on a too-long car ride back from the beach.

The jam he created for himself was nasty enough to gag a buzzard, but if you had to bet the double-wide you knew he'd have some memorable words for the millions of viewers watching his last broadcast of the CBS Evening News on Wednesday.

After all, this would be the final signoff from one of the last of the old-time anchormen, those trusted figures welcomed into America's living room to deliver "the news" before the news devolved into an infotainment byproduct distorted by profit motives and political agendas.

Surely he wouldn't use his pulpit to comment on the president's policy of spreading democracy like a boll weevil through a cotton field. But perhaps we could expect some homespun words of wisdom from the man who once observed -- no one will ever know why -- that if a frog had side pockets he would carry a handgun.

Instead, perhaps fitting in this age of short attention span everything, Rather chose a one-word soundbite for his epitaph. Courage.

And that's the way it is: In a voice as earnest as Ted Baxter's, delivering a message more perplexing than profound, a once-revered newsman hangs up the old gasoline suit and fades to black.

Related info:
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