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Beast simmering at palace omission.   (See BIG PICTURE)

If there is one thing Godzilla cannot abide, it’s a bombastic self-serving birther bad-mouthing the president of the United States of America.  (BIG PICTURE)

On this issue, Godzilla agrees with Bill Cosby, who on the “Today” show called Trump “full of it” and observed “the only thing he’s running is his mouth.”

Here is some factual reporting on the hateful birther issue, along with a picture of President Obama’s birth certificate.

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Most experts believe that Godzilla means humans no harm, but naysayers insist that the swath of carnage left behind in several major cities was intentional — rather than a regrettable accident, as made clear by Godzilla’s spokesman in a recent press release.    (LARGER CHART)

Godzilla forever struggles to balance his gift for fire with the safety of the creatures and property in his midst.

Some say Godzilla’s humor can be an acquired taste.
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Godzilla’s love for trains has attracted detractors on the political right — Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney among them.

Behemoth referred to 12-Stomp Program.

Godzilla is a REALLY BIG baseball fan

(Favorite team: Nippon Ham Fighters)

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