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Bin Laden linked to Satan's pig-monkey

After the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, Humor Gazette editor John Breneman embedded himself in the war on terror (at an undisclosed location), vowing to remain vigilant in his First Amendment duty to shock and awe the evildoers and politicians alike with a relentless satire offensive.

"Our failure to publish stories like 'Bush suffers from Iraq-tile Dysfunction' would be a victory for the terrorist asswipes," he said.

The Gazette scooped its rivals at the New York Times, the Onion and Al-Jazeera with stories like 'Al Qaeda's #2 man is cowardly piece of dung.' Below are some of the exclusives that helped earn the Gazette a Pull-it Surprise nomination:

Good riddance: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi dead
-- June 9, 2006
Bin Laden plans debut on satellite radio
-- Jan. 20, 2006
Al Qaeda reports declining revenues in fiscal '05
-- Dec. 19, 2005
Al-Zarqawi's approval rating falls
-- Nov. 25, 2005
Terrorists revealed
to be morons

-- July 22, 2005
London attack heightens worldwide hatred of spineless terrorist jerks
-- July 8, 2005
Suicide bombers get cold feet, call in sick
-- June 6, 2005
Mother's Day card yields clues on bin Laden
-- May 9, 2005
Bin Laden eludes Wile E. Coyote
-- March 28, 2004
Comic bomb: Bush slays 'em with WMD gag
-- March 26, 2004
Voice on latest bin Laden tape revealed to be Pee-Wee Herman
-- Nov. 19, 2002
Rebuilding Afghanistan
in our image

-- Dec. 10, 2001

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