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Pakistan protesters rally behind Bluto

By John Breneman

Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf today put opposition leader Benazir Bluto on double secret probation.

Bluto is accused of inciting pro-democracy food fights and an anti-Musharraf plot involving 10,000 marbles.

Musharraf, sharply criticized for placing his country under emergency rule Nov. 3, issued a statement evoking the words of the infamous American disciplinarian Dean Vernon Wormer:

"There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College/Pakistan Constitution which gives the Dean/Dictator unlimited power to preserve order in time of campus/national emergency."

The beloved, hard-drinking Bluto -- a distant cousin of former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto -- is now said to be organizing a massive toga protest.

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Posted on November 16, 2007 8:46 AM | Permalink

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