Global economy blues

Gazette exclusives

Humor Gazette feed

Drill Sergeant loses it
(YouTube sensation!)

Handy sites (Political Humor)
Borowitz Report
Glossy News

Media Matters
New York Times
Satire Awards

« Bald eagle calls out America's politicians | Page One | Mitt endorsed by Joe the CEO »

Romney claims he killed Osama bin Laden

One day after taking credit for the recovering U.S. auto industry despite vociferously opposing the plan that spurred its recovery, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney is now claiming he killed Osama bin Laden.

The claim spotlights Romney’s long-held commitment to saying absolutely anything – regardless of the truth – to get himself elected. Observers say it also confirms that Romney believes the American electorate is far too ignorant to stop a lying, pandering phony from becoming president.

Explaining that President Obama deserves little credit for killing the al-Qaeda leader because anyone – “even Jimmy Carter” – would have given the order, Romney said: “In fact, I did give the order. Yeah, that’s it. The Navy SEALs were just marvelous. And, of course, we couldn’t have done it without Ted Nugent.”

RELATED OBITUARY: Osama bin Laden, evildoer, 54

Posted on May 9, 2012 9:34 AM | Permalink

Previous post: Bald eagle calls out America's politicians.

Next post: Mitt endorsed by Joe the CEO.


About the Humor Gazette