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Romney claims he killed Osama bin Laden
day after taking credit for the recovering U.S. auto industry
despite vociferously opposing the plan that spurred its
recovery, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney is now
claiming he killed Osama bin Laden.
The claim spotlights Romneys long-held commitment
to saying absolutely anything regardless of the truth
to get himself elected. Observers say it also confirms
that Romney believes the American electorate is far too
ignorant to stop a lying, pandering phony from becoming
Explaining that President Obama deserves little credit
for killing the al-Qaeda leader because anyone even
Jimmy Carter would have given the order, Romney
said: In fact, I did give the order. Yeah, thats
it. The Navy SEALs were just marvelous. And, of course,
we couldnt have done it without Ted Nugent.
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Posted on May 9, 2012 9:34 AM
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