THE DAILY PALIN: Palin narrowly
escapes massive cash avalanche
Palin fresh from a mountain-climbing expedition in her new
TLC reality series Sarah Palins Alaska
has reportedly escaped injury in a terrifying money avalanche.
Palin apparently was trying to scale a steep,
snow-capped pile of money outside her lakefront home in Wasilla,
when the stack unexpectedly gave way burying her under several
tons of powder-green U.S. currency.
Sources say friends and family had warned Palin
about standing to close to the money a precarious mountain
of cash heaped in an outdoor staging area until it can be counted
and stored in one of her many giant vaults. Palin is believed to
have reaped somewhere between $12 million and $500 billion since
resigning as governor of Alaska.