Fossil yields clues about Stones' age "Jumpin' Jack Kevorkian" "19th Digestive Breakdown" "Grandmother's Little Helper" "Bypass Surgery for the Devil" "Gimme Assisted Living Shelter" "You Can't Always Get the Prescription Drugs You Want" "Gray Sugar" "When the Hip Goes Down" "Faraway Eyeglasses" "Start My Pacemaker Up" "Time is NOT on My Side" By John Breneman LONDON -- Archaeologists today unearthed fossilized evidence that the Rolling Stones, originally thought to have formed in the mid-20th century, actually were created by geologic forces during the waning days of the Neolithic Era. The discovery of the Stone Age fossil, which bears the impression of a giant set of human lips with a tongue sticking out, comes just as the aging rockers have embarked on yet another world tour. The dig also turned up several crude guitar picks and - scrawled on a piece of woolly mammoth skin - lyrics to the classic Stones hit "Monkey Man," now being interpreted as a biting musical commentary on mankind's evolution from Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon. Rock historians are ecstatic over the findings, which also mean that legendary Stones front man Mick Jagger, until recently thought to be 58 years old, is actually closer to 5,800. The Stones (also known as "Their Arthritic Majesties") have updated many of their best-loved songs to reflect their advanced age. The following is a partial list of old favorites the band is expected to play. Back to Page One

www.thenetwits.com The NetWits is a group of more than 160 online humorists who've joined forces in the name of fun. www.seacoastonline.com/news Here's an archive of Humor Gazette editor John Breneman's stuff at his former employer, the Portsmouth (NH) Herald www.mystolennation.com Patriotic dissident humor. Offers highly visual look at George W. Bush's inner jackass. www.chortler.com You can always count on a gut-busting chortle from the makers of the this satirical newspaper. www.satirium.com Bill Stockton's Satirium draws inspiration from a Roman wagster named Satirius.

www.witwords.com Mark Brennaman (no relation) offers a Fictionary of word play and much more. politicalhumor.about.com As part of our nation's system of checks and balances, Dan Kurtzman keeps his finger on the pulse of political satire. www.thespeciousreport.com Motto: Spreading Rumors, Half-Truths & Misinformation Since 1789. http://www.poppolitics.com PopPolitics is a thought-provoking site that explores the connection between pop culture and politics. www.paulsfunhouse.com Loads of laughs and links to a couple dozen humorous columnists.

www.chianca-at-large.com Peter Chianca, a former colleague and highly decorated humor columnist, writes his "At Large" column for the Boston Herald and other papers. www.bbspot.com BBSpot.com bills itself as "satire for smart people." It is also the home of Fuzzy Logic. www.thebushiad.com The Bushiad and The Idyossey are inspired by Homer (not Simspon). The Electric Eclectic This is Jim Eccleston's page for those who have a deep appreciation for words. His "disclaimer" alone is worth the price of admission. www.thespoof.com Constant flow of fake news from around the globe, filed live by a range of contributors.