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Palin uses chainsaw to 'stump' for votes

Her Republican rivals may want to rethink their boring old stump speeches, because Sarah Palin is blazing the campaign trail with a big-ass chainsaw -- turning tall Alaska trees into actual stumps. VIDEO

The made-for-TV moment last night on "Sarah Palin's Alaska" (her TLC reality show/campaign ad) electrified the influential Joe the Lumberjack demographic and left potential presidential rivals gagging on her sawdust.

The move sharpened Palin's edge over GOP deadwood Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich, who've yet to fell a fir or gun down a single caribou.

Sarah probably figures, hey, two of our finest presidents were known for cutting wood -- but unlike rail-splitting Honest Abe and George the Cherry-Tree Chopper, Death-Panel Palin has never been constricted by the inability to tell a whopper.

Posted on December 27, 2010 2:34 PM | Permalink

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