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Study shows Fox News causes
cerebral hemorrhoids
 Regular
exposure to Fox News may cause intellectual anemia, brain
damage and even cerebral hemorrhoids, according to a new study by University of Maryland.
The study confirmed what many have long suspected, that
Fox
News rots your brain with agenda-driven propaganda
and ultimately leads to a cruel form of dementia called
Rupert Murdoch Syndrome. A spokesman
responded that Fox News' logo is "fair and
balanced."
Some are now calling for a warning label in the lower left
corner of particularly misleading Fox News broadcasts. Possible
sample text: "The Surgeon General has determined that
Glenn Beck's program contains harmful, toxic levels of misinformation,
propaganda, arsenic, rat feces and tar."
Other
side effects of prolonged exposure to Fox News may
include degenerative ideological sclerosis, electile
dysfunction and restless middle-finger syndrome.
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Posted on December 19, 2010 11:42 PM
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