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JonBenet sicko linked to Pee-Wee Herman
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John Breneman
Authorities say John Mark Karr, confessed non-killer of 6-year-old
beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey, has now implicated himself in
the Natalee Holloway case, a Fallujah terror bombing and the
disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.
The spooky-looking Karr, a natural-born weirdo who suffers
from a rare form of attention deficit disorder, has also claimed
responsibility for visiting a Thai sex-change clinic, fathering
Britney Spears' second child and a kidnapping scam involving
Paris Hilton's pet monkey.
"Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket," said Karr,
adding that he used to be married to Morgan Fairchild and
is a distant cousin of Pee-Wee Herman.
Karr denied any connection to the Valerie Plame leak, U.S.
intelligence failures in Iraq or the administration's sluggish
response to Hurricane Katrina - but then quickly recanted,
saying he was to blame. Then he asked if he could have another
nifty free airplane ride with champagne, roast duck and shrimp
cocktail.
Though his DNA ruled him out in the Ramsey slaying, authorities
are still investigating Karr's claim that he is the bastard
son of Shirley Temple's love child.
Posted on August 29, 2006 10:44 PM
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