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Edwards
flip-flops on infidelity issue
 By
John Breneman
Swanky ex-presidential candidate John Edwards is drawing
fire from critics accusing him of flip-flopping on the issue
of whether or not he had an extramarital affair.
"First he swears he didn't have an affair. Then he claims
he did," said Sen. David Vitter (R-La.). "What the
heck are we supposed to believe?"
Edwards now admits to getting buck wild with Rielle Hunter,
a woman he hired to "make videos" for his presidential
campaign.
Hunter is now sporting a love child, but Edwards says he
is willing to take a paternity test to clear his sperm of
any wrongdoing.
Despite the controversy, Edwards said he still believes his
own rhetoric about two Americas. "Yeah, there's America
the country and there's America Ferrera, that 'Ugly Betty'
actress I totally did not tag even though my wife's cancer
was in remission."
He also admitted to sometimes feeling "egotistical and
narcissistic" when gazing at himself in the mirror after
one of those sweet $800 haircuts.
Edwards' confessions, following a wee-hours hotel rendezvous
with the National Enquirer-arazzi, gives added credence to
that publication's reports that John McCain had an affair
with Paris Hilton space aliens are secretly ruining the economy.
Posted by John Breneman on August 14, 2008 9:06 AM
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