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Thurston Howell III endorses John McCain

Noted billionaire Thurston Howell III of "Gilligan's Island" fame has thrown his support behind Sen. John MCain for president.

A Harvard-educated, East Coast elitist, Mr. Howell cited Sen. McCain's pledge to continue President Bush's tax cuts for the wealthiest 1 percent and said he feared Sen. Barack Obama's "mumbo jumbo" about alternative energy "could cost me billions in oil revenue."

"McCain is a Navy man," said. Mr. Howell. "After what he's been through, this little Wall Street meltdown doesn't scare John McCain. And believe me, I know about spending years as a prisoner being tormented by tedious companions."

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