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Palin 'death panel' claim escalates war on Obama


By John Breneman

The GOP's war on health care escalated today as Sarah Palin accused President Obama of establishing a “death panel” to kill babies and old people.

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Palin claimed Obama’s “evil” plan would force Americans to smother their parents at age 75 with a government-issued pillow.

Calling Obama a cannibalistic, Kenya-born communist, Palin also appealed for civil debate – showing once again why polls rank her the nation’s most surrealistic political performance artist.

Rush Limbaugh swastika’d Obama by comparing the president to Adolf Hitler. Obama is a fascist, brown supremacist liberal jihadist, warned the legendary white-wing media arsonist – casting himself as Sgt. Schultz in the War on Obama.

White-wing media arsonist Rush Limbaugh firebombed Obama by comparing the president to Adolf Hitler. Obama is a fascist, brown supremacist liberal jihadist, warned Limbaugh – casting himself as Sgt. Schultz in the War on Obama.

Glenn Beck fired up his troops by calling Obama a “racist” who hates white people.

Enraged members of the Glenn Beck Militia then stormed town-hall meetings to shout down the socialist president’s bigoted, big-government health-care plot.

CNN’s Lou Dobbs remained neutral, advising Obama to simply fork over some Hawaiian DNA to prove he’s a real American.

Meanwhile, as the anti-Obama industry churns out fictional talking points and free presidential effigy kits, Fox News urged disgruntled viewers to flood their congressmen with patriotic death threats.

Next in the War on Obama: Bill O'Reilly stokes fears that the racist, Nazi, baby-killing president will block conservative nominees from serving on his evil health-care death panel.

When we return: Is aggressive treatment of toxic pundits covered under Obama’s plan?

Posted on August 13, 2009 9:04 AM | Permalink


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