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This just in from sister publication Jacko Digest:

Jacko Digest reports: Stone-dead Michael Jackson killed at the American Music Awards, winning four pointy plastic phallic symbols for the mantle at his multimillion-dollar hyperbaric burial chamber in Jackson Hole.

As media e-jacko-lation ensues, the nation's leading jacko-logists estimate $1.2 trillion in jacko-nomic impact.

Pretty young thing Taylor Swift, who beat Dead Jacko for Artist of the Year, said: "To even be mentioned in a category with Michael Jackson, who we will miss and love forever, is both an unimaginable honor and a little creepy." Kanye West could not be reached for a pompous self-aggrandizing comment.

In other highlights Lady Gaga performed at a flaming piano, "in honor of that time Michael's hair caught on fire."

Related stories:
HUMOR/TRIBUTE: Jackson joins Peter Pantheon of 'Off the Wall' entertainers

Wacko sister says Jacko murdered

Top baby name for 2009 is ‘Jacko’

Jacko gets off: Verdict rocks globe -- June 14, 2005

Jackson testifies vs. Jacko at trial: Inner child cites years of abuse -- June 3, 2005

Tinky Winky claims 'Jacko touched me'

U.S. forces nab Jacko's #2 man in Pakistan


Posted on November 24, 2009 11:52 AM | Permalink

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