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THE DAILY PALIN: Palin narrowly escapes massive cash avalanche

Sarah Palin – fresh from a mountain-climbing expedition in her new TLC reality series “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” – has reportedly escaped injury in a terrifying money avalanche.

Palin apparently was trying to scale a steep, snow-capped pile of money outside her lakefront home in Wasilla, when the stack unexpectedly gave way – burying her under several tons of powder-green U.S. currency.

Sources say friends and family had warned Palin about standing to close to the money – a precarious mountain of cash heaped in an outdoor staging area until it can be counted and stored in one of her many giant vaults. Palin is believed to have reaped somewhere between $12 million and $500 billion since resigning as governor of Alaska.

Posted on November 21, 2010 3:55 PM | Permalink

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