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Edwards admits paternity, Bush Sr. may be next

By John Breneman

Disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards, who previously claimed that DNA testing would clear his sperm of any wrongdoing, today admitted that he is the father of a love child.

The news sparked rampant speculatation about whether former President George H.W. Bush would finally admit paternity of White House ne'er-do-well George W. Bush.

Sources say that after years of finger-pointing based on their nearly identical names and strong physical resemblance, the elder Bush may finally step forward to confirm what many have long suspected -- he is the father of one of the nation's all-time worst presidents.

Related stories:
Edwards flip-flops on infidelity issue -- Aug. 14, 2008

Bush may suffer from Iraq-tile dysfunction -- Jan. 2, 2006

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