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« Friday 13th advisory | Page One | Sources: Rocker Rob Zombie not an actual zombie »

Can't figure out what to get for the birthday baby who has everything? Just imagine the joy on Baby's tiny face when he lays his baby blues on ... Baby's First Pitbull.

What better fuzzy companion could there be -- for the modern toddler on the go -- than a vicious domesticated killing machine with a skull-crushing jaw and razor-sharp fangs?

With his hair-trigger temper, Baby's First Pitbull enhances Baby's street reputation as an infant not to messed with. Plus, Baby's cuddly, bloodthirsty new pal will help keep him or her safe from external threats.*

* Chance of death by mauling just 14 percent.

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